Thursday, February 10, 2011

JAKE TAPPER, emceeing Washington Press Club Foundation's Congressional Dinner: "Is Congressman Lee here? Congressman Lee? ... I'm looking for him because he left his phone up here. ... I've also been asked to alert him: Auditions for Chippendales will be immediately after tonight's event in the Grand Foyer. ... I know, that joke is so 4 o'clock. ... This scandal was too quick! He told that woman on Craigslist, 'I won't disappoint.' But I'm disappointed! I want more! Freshmen: Do NOT follow his example. Drag it out. Foley it. Massa that puppy. ... Anyway, now Congressman Lee can be a divorced lobbyist for real -- not just online."

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